Zooooooommmmmmbiiiiieeeeee.........................

Alright people, time to let your brains atrophy (1) and your muscles slacken (2) to the point where you become a motionless pile of mush (3). The zombies really like when you're all soft and chewy, unlike hard and muscled people which would require the zombies to a) chew and b) have teeth.

'Tis the season to spend money, falalalala~ Lalalalah.

And also the season to get fat. See everybody in 2010, all nice and round! Especially 3E3 students - think of it as storing food in preparation of hibernation (4) and for times of great trials (5).

(1) Atrophy: waste away, deteriorate

(2) Slacken: loosen, relax

(3) Mush: pulp or paste form (think mashed potato)

(4) Hibernation: Lying dormant throughout winter

(5) Trials: ordeals or hardships